Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
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