Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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