I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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