Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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