I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
only you would photoshop your dick
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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