If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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