"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
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