I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
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