How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
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