Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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