so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
Just drug him and when he wakes up be like "you just woke up from a coma, we've been married for the past five years." It'll be like the Vow but fucked up.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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