i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
I heard we made out
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
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