today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
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