Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
Your penis caused this!
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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