You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
Randomize
