..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
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