Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
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