I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
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