Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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