I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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