the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
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