As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
accomplished twins. life is a go
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
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