we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
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