I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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