he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Randomize
