Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
the day after is always just damage control
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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