But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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