She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
Randomize
