I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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