hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
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