if you like me you must not know who I am
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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