I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
Every concussion has its silver lining
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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