Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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