like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
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