My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
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