Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
Randomize
