Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
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