You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
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