you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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