am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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