Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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