is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
Randomize
