dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
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