the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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