HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
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