thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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