i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
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