if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
we're so committed to being not committed
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
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