I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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