Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
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